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Two and a Half Men
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24 in Season 1

  1. 1PilotNow playing
  2. 2Big Flappy Bastards21 min · 2003
  3. 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell21 min · 2003
  4. 4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap21 min · 2003
  5. 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump19 min · 2003
  6. 6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?21 min · 2003
  7. 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake21 min · 2003
  8. 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful19 min · 2003
  9. 9Phase One, Complete21 min · 2003
  10. 10Merry Thanksgiving21 min · 2003
  11. 11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor20 min · 2003
  12. 12Camel Filters and Pheromones21 min · 2004
  13. 13Sarah Like Puny Alan20 min · 2004
  14. 14I Can't Afford Hyenas21 min · 2004
  15. 15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick21 min · 2004
  16. 16That Was Saliva, Alan21 min · 2004
  17. 17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats20 min · 2004
  18. 18An Old Flame With a New Wick21 min · 2004
  19. 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You19 min · 2004
  20. 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark21 min · 2004
  21. 21No Sniffing, No Wowing21 min · 2004
  22. 22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet21 min · 2004
  23. 23Just Like Buffalo21 min · 2004
  24. 24Can You Feel My Finger?21 min · 2004
S1 · E1Two and a Half Men

Pilot

7.4Comedy200323 min

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

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